System Status
Yes, we are online. It's your internet that sucks.
Incident History
Evidence that we actually fix things.
November 29, 2025
ResolvedFeature Deployment
We took the bot offline for 16 minutes to inject a frankly ridiculous amount of new commands. Think of it as open-heart surgery, except the patient came back with superpowers.
New Commands Added:
SAY, URBAN, LYRICS, FAKEMSG, MATH, ASCIIFY, JOINS, BOTS, ROLEINFO, PERMS, AVATAR, BANNER, SAV, SBANNER, CHANNELINFO, ROLES, INVITEINFO, BANREASON, INVITES, INROLE, BOOSTERS, FIRSTMESSAGE, GETBOTINVITE, LASTFM LOGIN, LASTFM NOWPLAYING, SPOTIFY, WHOKNOWS, WHOKNOWSALBUM, WHOKNOWSTRACK, TOPTRACKS, TOPARTISTS, TOPALBUMS, LATEST, SPOTIFY SEARCH, IMAGETOGIF, SPEECHBUBBLE, CAPTION, BLACKANDWHITE, PIXELATE, INVERT, DEEPFRY, STRETCH, SATURATE, OVERLAY, FLIP, QUOTE
Time to complete: 16 minutes
November 23, 2025
ResolvedMinor Latency Spike
We experienced a 833ms delay in command processing. We fixed it before you even noticed. You're welcome.
Time to resolve: 4 minutes
November 18, 2025
ResolvedScheduled Maintenance
We took the bot offline to upload 3,195 new covers. If you complained during this time, you have been banned.
Duration: 2 hours