System Status

Yes, we are online. It's your internet that sucks.

All Systems Operational Do not open a ticket asking if the bot is down.
67ms API Latency
98.79% 30-Day Uptime
352.9GB Indexed Files
Bot Gateway
Operational
Leak Database
Operational
File CDN
Operational
Audio Nodes
Operational

Incident History

Evidence that we actually fix things.

November 29, 2025

Resolved

Feature Deployment

We took the bot offline for 16 minutes to inject a frankly ridiculous amount of new commands. Think of it as open-heart surgery, except the patient came back with superpowers.

New Commands Added:

SAY, URBAN, LYRICS, FAKEMSG, MATH, ASCIIFY, JOINS, BOTS, ROLEINFO, PERMS, AVATAR, BANNER, SAV, SBANNER, CHANNELINFO, ROLES, INVITEINFO, BANREASON, INVITES, INROLE, BOOSTERS, FIRSTMESSAGE, GETBOTINVITE, LASTFM LOGIN, LASTFM NOWPLAYING, SPOTIFY, WHOKNOWS, WHOKNOWSALBUM, WHOKNOWSTRACK, TOPTRACKS, TOPARTISTS, TOPALBUMS, LATEST, SPOTIFY SEARCH, IMAGETOGIF, SPEECHBUBBLE, CAPTION, BLACKANDWHITE, PIXELATE, INVERT, DEEPFRY, STRETCH, SATURATE, OVERLAY, FLIP, QUOTE

Time to complete: 16 minutes

November 23, 2025

Resolved

Minor Latency Spike

We experienced a 833ms delay in command processing. We fixed it before you even noticed. You're welcome.

Time to resolve: 4 minutes

November 18, 2025

Resolved

Scheduled Maintenance

We took the bot offline to upload 3,195 new covers. If you complained during this time, you have been banned.

Duration: 2 hours