Server Power Restored

Power has been fully restored to the bot's hosting facility following the prolonged local outages caused by Wednesday's severe ice storm. All systems are back online and functioning normally.

Time to resolve: ~48 hours

Feature Deployment

We took the bot offline for 16 minutes to inject a frankly ridiculous amount of new commands. Think of it as open-heart surgery, except the patient came back with superpowers.

New Commands Added:

SAY, URBAN, LYRICS, FAKEMSG, MATH, ASCIIFY, JOINS, BOTS, ROLEINFO, PERMS, AVATAR, BANNER, SAV, SBANNER, CHANNELINFO, ROLES, INVITEINFO, BANREASON, INVITES, INROLE, BOOSTERS, FIRSTMESSAGE, GETBOTINVITE, LASTFM LOGIN, LASTFM NOWPLAYING, SPOTIFY, WHOKNOWS, WHOKNOWSALBUM, WHOKNOWSTRACK, TOPTRACKS, TOPARTISTS, TOPALBUMS, LATEST, SPOTIFY SEARCH, IMAGETOGIF, SPEECHBUBBLE, CAPTION, BLACKANDWHITE, PIXELATE, INVERT, DEEPFRY, STRETCH, SATURATE, OVERLAY, FLIP, QUOTE

Time to complete: 16 minutes

Minor Latency Spike

We experienced a 833ms delay in command processing. We fixed it before you even noticed. You're welcome.

Time to resolve: 4 minutes

Scheduled Maintenance

We took the bot offline to upload 3,195 new covers. If you complained during this time, you have been banned.

Duration: 2 hours